Toxoplasma gondii is transmitted via cat faeces. Schizophrenia has long been associated with dopamine. Toxoplasma gondii is a parasite that infects mice and makes them less afraid of cats. The fearless mice are more likely to be eaten by cats. Schizophrenic men are more likely to commit crimes, and crimes of violence. Women with cats are more likely to be single than women without cats. Single women eat cat faeces…. This is interesting from an evolutionary perspective. ‘Tis the season for stories about Amazons in short skirts, taking over your cities and emasculating your menfolk. One thus was seen ranting about airlines charging passengers for checked luggage or venting dissatisfaction with a Major League Baseball. Her breath smelled like handled change. From time to time we had to leave the room when she ate soup or cereal, she would slurp more than we would in our country.